havent been so pissed in the whole year...esp in class...drastic mood swing? i dun care...was dame fucked up with problems in the morning already and college didnt really make things better...learnt a new thing...you probably need gorgious big boobs to be qualified help by the slutty treasury...so what...someone can go around bloobing asking for phy fund for class fund for chatlet stuff but not help me get $0.50 from her own gang...whats this!! im not even asking her to get from the whole class...and that straight no isnt really very helpfull...call me unreasonable...call me irresponsible... call me a mcp...i dun care...i get dame pissed off at 'friends' who dun bother helping...esp when i only have $6 in my wallet and worry so much about not having enough to pay...so whats this...she can go around help the whole world by deniles helping me just cause im a guy or what...i'm racist...i hate squeezing in buses loaded with stinky shits around...i'm sexist...and i HATE feminist esp those who is still in denial that they are 1...fuck all these...a whole load of bitches...you can joke about me...make fun of me whatever...but dun you dare cross that line...or you'll be marked down dead by me...and trust...my voodoo dolls work...
I TJY am NOT gonna collect anymore notes...the class can fuck themselves if they want one...im not gonna care...and those bitches can screw me in whatever way possible...i dun give a shit...
Monday, September 27, 2004
Breaking the silence
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Sunday, September 26, 2004
- The toughest subject in the prelims is physics: apart from the high level of questions...there is a high level of distractions!!! aka my Elanor Chia...dame is she sexy..especially that G-string she wore with tat silver skirt...makes me wanna squeeze it
- Huiling made the most imporements at bowling and i still suck...and i thought i am a good hooker...
- I am the president of my class bridge club...so wheres my cca leadership point!!
- My dog actually feels ashamed when he fell from the bed infront of my class at my house...so cute..he went to hide under the table feeling embarrass
- Never play tic tac toe with huiling...cause when she wont continue playing when she lost to me during the FIRST game...haiz
- Never stay near any girl in class after any paper unless you wanna get beaten to death by them
- Spence still thinks he is sexy with all those fats surrounding his body!!
- Huiling and Peiyu simply enjoy being entertained by my lame jokes at 2am in the morning...my first audience...
- Some trevias about yj
- No. of times she said i sux: 28
- No. of times she starred at my butt 3
- No. of times she touch my abs 11
- No. of times she bi-di with me 16
- No. of times she didnt pay me back 8
- No. of times she hit me 12876324832464
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Friday, September 17, 2004
The exams so far....
- Vj's paper is 50times easier than Tp's physics
- never try to do things take your time...you're not gonna complete it
- never depend on huiling to tutor anyone
- always remember who you bi-di with (remember yj...you still owe me at least 5 treats last year)
- please mug for prelims if you want a decent pass
- get ready those lighters...its gonna be paper burning day after the release of the results just in case my mom finds them lying on my table!!
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Sunday, September 12, 2004
The DON"Ts of life:
NEVER ever attemp the impossible of cramming two years of chem work in two days...you are gonna get an F
NEVER allow huiling to conference unless you want to hear her galling nonsence
NEVER bluff your dog you're bringing him for a walk unless you want to tolerate an hour of cute but pathetic whining
NEVER sleep with your arms at the back of your head unless you want to wake up and not feeling them and dangling at the joints and them looking like a rubber band and as flabby as Goh Swee Choo's fats
and finally
NEVER EVER blog or read blogs one day before your prelims...SHUT DOWN THAT PC AND MUG!!!!
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Saturday, September 11, 2004
what do you know...its sep 11 once again...exectly two years after two planes crashed into the wtc...kinda forgot about it until my friend reminded me about it...two years after, this terror war still goes on...turing the pages of the papers and you'll see news about people being killed...the Russian terror act, which i think is totally sick (leave those children alone), isreal and palestine with their tit for tat attacts (eye for an eye makes the world go blind dudes), people blowing themselves up in Indonesia, and the killing in Iraq didnt really cease...and it dosen stop there...amid all these acts, Bush and Kerry is also fighting over who is more popular in the world...whats going on...Thank God for peace at home (other than the constant nagging from my mom, and faith(oops))
floods and hurricanes continue to sweep through the earth...as Charlie and Frances came and go and left a whole load of wrackage behind...highways collapsing, Korea messing around with Uranium...birds contracting flu, price of eggs rising 30% and limited to 20eggs per household with minimum purchase of $20 in ntuc...the next thing you know is that Britney turns into a man with Christina his wife...just for the record...tp is doing a very good job stepping up security just in case a terrorist decides to kill slack ludicrous tp students rather than smart, talented rj or vj students to make their statement...
whats with the world...so much for world peace and prosperity...since when homosapiens so malicious that they take pleasure in killing people...does having a voice vindicate such acts? so merciless killing turns people on? slowly deheading an american soldier is a reason for celebration? Im sure God ordains such an act...im sure this earth is created so that people can enjoy killing each other...we are talking about precious human lives here...so what differenciate us from animals now that humans have lost all emotions? strip off our clothes and we are like animals...where did the love go?
why do i care so much...i better complete my chem revision before Lee saw hong chase me with a C-4 treatening to blow me up if i get another F and still refuse to drop her subject!!!
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Tuesday, September 07, 2004
Saturday, September 04, 2004
saw deacon chin on tv just now...man he never fails to inspire me...COE of a multi million company with more than 8branches and more overseas...man his great...and his a great man of God with a fantastic ministry...nvm...i have my JY2L...haha...can just see it...me and yewluck the 2 big boss...sue ann our personnal secretary...huiling can be the head of the cleaners(since she is so xiong)...and belle can be the head of the cookies baking dept...faith wanna be the chairwoman...yea...maybe of her tai tai association...haha
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Friday, September 03, 2004
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Thursday, September 02, 2004
suppose to be studying the WHOLE wed afternoon at the airport...was greeted by that eccentric huiling hitting me all over the place cause she was talking about her crush so loud that the oblivion tp students over heard her and SHE BLAMED ME FOR THAT!!! siao one...studied the afternoon until went to play monopoly at the viewing gallery...that disgusting Hng Kiat made allience with almost everyone in the game that she is safe wherever she landed...and she makes property from other player's property!!! how to lose...hng kiat u sux man,,,haha...that useless huiling became the first to bankrupt when her jinx dropped by and made her lost almost all her money!! she deserve it...then its girls against guys with me and spence holding 1 set of property each and the girls with all the rest of the property...yucks...almost won though...haha...argh...tough luck...
chem pract today was a total disaster...haiz...dun talk about it ba...better do well for the mail paper...my only hope
McFly - Obviously
Recently I've been,
Hopelessly reaching
Out for this girl,
Who's out of this world.
Believe me.
She's got a boyfriend
He drives her round the bend
Cos he's 23
He's in the marines
He'd kill me
For so many nights now
I find myself thinking about her now.
'Cause obviously,
She's out of my league
But how can I win
She keeps draggin' me in and
I know I never will be good enough for her.
No, no
Never will be good enough for her.
Gotta escape now
Get on a plane now. yeah
Off to L.A and that's where I'll stay, for two years.
For cheating
I'll put it behind me(i'll put it behind me)
Go to a place where she cant find me. yeah.
'Cause obviously,
She's out of my leeague,
I'm wastin' my time
'Cause she'll never be mine
I know i never will be good enough for her.
No, no
Never will be good enough for her
She's outta my head
And I never know where I stand
Cos I know I'm not good enough for her
He's good enough for her (for her, for her)
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