A Cock and Bull story

One day, a cock was flying south to avoid the cold winter. on the way there, he hoo-landed (lost his way) and ended up at the south pole. when he was there, he felt very cold and started crying out. Then, a bull walked pass and saw the cock. looking at the cock, he decided to help the cock. thus, he shit on the cock. the cock being soaked in shit felt so much better. there he was enjoying the warmth of the shit and singing in joy. then a cat walked pass and saw the cock in the pile of shit. he then took the cock out of the shit and cleared him of all the shit. then the cat ate him up.

Moral of the story:

not all who put u in deep shit are bad people and not all peole who get u out of them are good. and when u're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!